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10 ways to annoy James

10 ways to annoy James 1. Leap out in front of him and say "You smell weird." 2. Call him a stalker every time you see him for chasing after Bella. 3. Give him a dog with a name tag saying 'James Junior' and shout " He can help you tracing Bella!" 4. Give him a fortune cookie of wich the text is saying " Keep away from mirrors " and keep whining util he opens it. 5. When a silence falls point your finger at him and shout: " I know why Edward doesn't like you! You're strawberry blond!" 6. Ask him if he secretly is James Potter. And if Victoria is Lily. When he asks you why the heck you think so say him :"

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10 Ways to Annoy Zuko

1. 'Point out' the Avatar at random moments. 2. Use his dramatic quotes against him. 3. Insist he gets a haircut 4. Ask him to use his firebending for ridiculous tasks (lighting candles, matches, etc) 5. Buy him self help books like "A Smart Guy's Guide to Girls: High School Edition" and "Ruling for Dummies" 6. Two words: Emo Mascara 7. Sing! "Zuko n' Mai, sittin in a tree..." 8. Invite him to your own music nights, featuring HIM on the SUKI HORN! (But dont tell him ahead of time) 9. Use his broadswords for yardwork, and in the kitchen in place of knives. 10. Send him fake valentines from all the Avatar girls. (It doesnt have to be F

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10 ways to annoy James by Awoken-myth, literature

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10 ways to annoy James

10 ways to annoy Victoria by Awoken-myth, literature

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10 ways to annoy Victoria

10 ways to annoy Victoria 1. Ask her where James is at and if he finally got tired of her 2. Ask her ' Did you colour your hair of does it look naturally like it's burning up?' 3. Next time she goes after Bella tell her " Jeesh Vic, don't you think you are copycatting James here?" 4. Shout when she is standing next to you " Look! James! Oh wait.. sorry... it's just a pile of ashes." 5. Start finding nicknames for her " What did you think about Vic? Ria? Tor? Oooh ooh! I know it! Victoria Lake! " (and put her reaction on tape for me, will ya? XD) 6. Ask if she likes the movie ' V for Vendetta.' 7. Start humming" Victoria for Vendetta,

10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen by nikatil, literature

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10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen

10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen 10. Let it slip what Carlisle really does during his night shifts at the hospital, with all of the pretty nurses. 9. Tell her all about the names of your future children, when you want to have them, what genders you want them to be, etc. 8. Ask her if her hair looks like caramel, does it taste like caramel? 7. Politely ask if Carlisle asks her to dress up as “Nurse. Naughty” in the bedroom and if he demands she calls him “Doctor. Dreamy” 6. Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a cradle-snatcher or paedophile. 5. Take a chunk of her hair, put it in a blend

10 More Ways to Annoy Rosalie by xBramblestarx, literature

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10 More Ways to Annoy Rosalie

10 More Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale 10. Tell her that you never believed in the whole "dumb blonde" thing until you met her. 9. Throw out all the reflective objects in the house and blame it on Jasper. 8. Whenever she's talking, interrupt with, "Heard that one." and tell a blonde joke that you claim is way better. 7. If you catch her looking at herself in the mirror, tell her that if she was a real vampire, she wouldn't be able to see her reflection. 6. Whenever Emmett is around, ask her why exactly she was mad that Edward chose Bella over her. 5. Sign her up for the "Blonde Joke A Day" emailing service. 4. Talk to her only in Valspeak,

10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen by nikatil, literature

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10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen

10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen 10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist. 9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth. 8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship. 7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake. 6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in. 5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male. 4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed. 3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep. 2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.. And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen? 1. When he denies the above two c

10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan by nikatil, literature

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10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan

10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan 10. Ask about Mike. 9. Ask about Eric. 8. Ask about Jacob. 7. Ask about Edward. 6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys. 5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun. 4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy. 3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes. 2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she mar

10 ways to annoy the Volturi by Awoken-myth, literature

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10 ways to annoy the Volturi

10 Ways to annoy the volturi 1. If you're a vampire go sunbathing and ask Aro if he wouldn't like to come because he looks quite pale. 2. Ask Heidi where she got her contacts because you'd love to have orange eyes for next halloween. 3. Put in plastic fangs and put on a cape. Then go stand in front of Marius and say " Ooh, big vampire hunter! Have mercy for this poor vampire!" 4. Come up with a few of baby-vampires and hand one to each female of the coven, saying them you want to do an experiment on their maternal instinct. 5. When Aro touches you, seeing your memory, imagine as good as possible that he is walking trough a flower-covered

10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale by nikatil, literature

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10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale

10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale 10. Beg him not to eat you. 9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen. 8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry. 7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain. 6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away. 5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood. 4. Send out waves of lust and see how he r

10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen by nikatil, literature

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10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen

10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen 10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”. 9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget. 8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can. 7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin. 6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.” 5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic. 4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling. 3. Trip her up and a

10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle ... by nikatil, literature

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10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle ...

10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen 10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent. 9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent. 8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun. 7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER. 6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France. 5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”. 4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he d

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